Meet Ea-Nasir. Ea-Nasir was a Babylonian merchant of the Eighteenth Century BC who is remembered today for being a HUGE jackwagon:
https://twitter.com/ChappellTracker/status/931524738018619392
Continue reading Tweet of the Day, Well, That’s One Path To Cultural Immortality edition.
It’s the ‘Really?’ that grates. Yes, really. It’s not the kid’s fault that the wording of that particular question is hideously flawed. That’s all on the teacher, who should have either known better, or used a better set of questions.
I'd like to find this kid and give him a job. pic.twitter.com/pQEgKqoHPe
— Ben Howe (@BenHowe) November 12, 2017
This is actually from a few days ago, but I’ve been sick. Still… you gotta assume that you can be seen from the air, these days. And that somebody has both the time and the need to pore over satellite photos until they can find what you’ve hidden.
"You've hidden the Millennium Falcon, right?"
"Don't you worry boss. No one's finding that any time soon." https://t.co/YnatRDA0zU pic.twitter.com/LccTA7LJXL— Leon Hurley (@LeonHurley) November 9, 2017
Here endeth the lesson.
This… this takes reproductive organs. Zootopia reference, of course.
And costume of the year goes to pic.twitter.com/IPvAdDY0UP
— Joy ⨺⃝
DVS & IFC (@BagelTiger) November 1, 2017
At least I assume Reginald Tippin’s dead.
I see your Halloween parties and raise you this punk as fuck headstone from my hometown cemetery. pic.twitter.com/r8cZi3lI21
— anne t donahue (@annetdonahue) October 29, 2017
If he’s still alive he’d be 88. Unless he’s some kind of revenant. In which case… well, it’s not like he didn’t warn his enemies, hey?
It took me one, at least.
Guess what I'm doing an episode about??? pic.twitter.com/cFfSnKm0s8
— Adam F. Goldberg (@adamfgoldberg) October 27, 2017
But not underestimated by this.
— Alex "Tropical" Forrest
(@380kmh) October 18, 2017
Might.
https://twitter.com/soongrowtired/status/919246458494255106
Continue reading Tweet of the Day, This MIGHT Be Nightmare Fuel edition.
Sorry about the bad word, but this Tweeter’s got a point there. This paragraph does its job. That’s all you can ask for, sometimes.
https://twitter.com/krinndnz/status/917248535136894977
Totally.
Beat the Carnies: The Secrets to Winning 5 Popular Fair Games https://t.co/YWiKhWBNwI pic.twitter.com/S9cEwZjlEZ
— Art of Manliness (@artofmanliness) September 26, 2017
Full link here, and I plan to use some of these techniques the next time I’m at a county fair or whatnot. Which should be more and more often, now that the children are older and can be cajoled into having a good time. Being able to win at one or another of these games should prove useful when it comes to Dad Points.
