Three words: arm-mounted flame bracers*.
When your #dnd Monk finds Gauntlets of Flame. #rpg #tabletop pic.twitter.com/L1ge1aOy1V
— Grand DM (@Grand_DM) August 1, 2017
Or maybe four words. Hyphenated words are always tricky to count. Either way, this is now officially current tech.
Moe Lane
*For best effect, say it like Cool Aquaman.
It’s… I don’t know how you’d get paid for this, but it’s pretty dang good as a collaboration.
@ChuckWendig yo, can you help me out
— Sam Sykes (@SamSykesSwears) July 28, 2017
Moe Lane
PS: Don’t read the responses that aren’t Sykes or Wendig. Many of them are tiresome and kind of whiny.
I’m not saying that you can’t still be in a bad mood after seeing this, but you’re gonna have to work to keep that scowl on your face. I mean, geez, there’s even dramatic tension in there. Well played, senor. Well played.
https://twitter.com/WolfHjarta/status/884118981078024192
‘Twas ever thus, and ever shall be.
You're going to grow up like your parents, whether you like it or not… #UsefulAdviceForTeens pic.twitter.com/6LsowInYHy
— Pulp Librarian (@PulpLibrarian) July 8, 2017
On a timer, because why not? But, yeah. This looks conceptually familiar.
— Brian Fargo (@BrianFargo) June 23, 2017
But apparently they are. If these are fakes, then they’re fakes that have managed to survive over a century’s scrutiny, which is impressive all by itself. But, seriously, this is real:
14,000 years ago two bison were shaped in soft clay, by torchlight, in the dark recesses of Le Tuc d'Audoubert cave in SW France #IceAgeArt pic.twitter.com/muhBwtibN3
— Prof Jamie Woodward (@Jamie_Woodward_) June 18, 2017
At least, that’s been my experience in gaming. If they give you a full torpedo load, they’re expecting you to shoot them in the very near future. And if you do shoot them off too early, they typically give you a reload. So, yeah, “Launch Photon Torpedoes.”
What computer users see in security warning boxes pic.twitter.com/GdRFYwRAtK
— Miradore (@MiradoreLtd) March 20, 2017
(Via Cynthia Ann Yockey) Yes, I’m joking, but only slightly. That kind of conversion used to be a massive pain in the sit-upon. Now, it’s just more or less assumed to be a basic print option. Computers have just simply gotten so much better in the last twenty years.
https://twitter.com/_youhadonejob1/status/872128307487281157
That poor cat. And by ‘poor’ I mean ‘hysterical-looking.’ Because I’m a bad man.
Persian cat living in Taiwan returns from the groomers almost completely bald aside from a furry face, leaving his owners in hysterics pic.twitter.com/v2JjwHWqJu
— People's Daily, China (@PDChina) May 16, 2017
Parents, that is. We all wonder, and we go into the Madness Districts to look for the crystalline insanity that will explain everything about Thomas the Tank Engine. My old friend Tommy Crown has gone deeper down that paths than others. Click through, and retrace his steps…
Hatt always had his favorites; everyone knew that from the start or learned it quickly.
Percy had learned it, hard.
— (((≠))) (@ThomasHCrown) May 11, 2017
