Which is pretty much what the Internet should be for. This and cat videos — what? I have a cat. Cats are funny to watch. Especially the ones on the Internet. And God knows that the Internet can be used for worse things…
Spread the word: The Internet Archive has put up *25,000* 78rpm records, digitized professionally. https://t.co/BwlWuj1NHg pic.twitter.com/30Wxc45S8o
— Jason Scott (@textfiles) August 8, 2017
Three words: arm-mounted flame bracers*.
When your #dnd Monk finds Gauntlets of Flame. #rpg #tabletop pic.twitter.com/L1ge1aOy1V
— Grand DM (@Grand_DM) August 1, 2017
Or maybe four words. Hyphenated words are always tricky to count. Either way, this is now officially current tech.
Moe Lane
*For best effect, say it like Cool Aquaman.
It’s… I don’t know how you’d get paid for this, but it’s pretty dang good as a collaboration.
@ChuckWendig yo, can you help me out
— Sam Sykes (@SamSykesSwears) July 28, 2017
Moe Lane
PS: Don’t read the responses that aren’t Sykes or Wendig. Many of them are tiresome and kind of whiny.
I’m not saying that you can’t still be in a bad mood after seeing this, but you’re gonna have to work to keep that scowl on your face. I mean, geez, there’s even dramatic tension in there. Well played, senor. Well played.
https://twitter.com/WolfHjarta/status/884118981078024192
‘Twas ever thus, and ever shall be.
You're going to grow up like your parents, whether you like it or not… #UsefulAdviceForTeens pic.twitter.com/6LsowInYHy
— Pulp Librarian (@PulpLibrarian) July 8, 2017
On a timer, because why not? But, yeah. This looks conceptually familiar.
— Brian Fargo (@BrianFargo) June 23, 2017
But apparently they are. If these are fakes, then they’re fakes that have managed to survive over a century’s scrutiny, which is impressive all by itself. But, seriously, this is real:
14,000 years ago two bison were shaped in soft clay, by torchlight, in the dark recesses of Le Tuc d'Audoubert cave in SW France #IceAgeArt pic.twitter.com/muhBwtibN3
— Prof Jamie Woodward (@Jamie_Woodward_) June 18, 2017
At least, that’s been my experience in gaming. If they give you a full torpedo load, they’re expecting you to shoot them in the very near future. And if you do shoot them off too early, they typically give you a reload. So, yeah, “Launch Photon Torpedoes.”
What computer users see in security warning boxes pic.twitter.com/GdRFYwRAtK
— Miradore (@MiradoreLtd) March 20, 2017
(Via Cynthia Ann Yockey) Yes, I’m joking, but only slightly. That kind of conversion used to be a massive pain in the sit-upon. Now, it’s just more or less assumed to be a basic print option. Computers have just simply gotten so much better in the last twenty years.
https://twitter.com/_youhadonejob1/status/872128307487281157
That poor cat. And by ‘poor’ I mean ‘hysterical-looking.’ Because I’m a bad man.
Persian cat living in Taiwan returns from the groomers almost completely bald aside from a furry face, leaving his owners in hysterics pic.twitter.com/v2JjwHWqJu
— People's Daily, China (@PDChina) May 16, 2017
