Ah, Yankees fans (via @thebcast).

It’s not like Yankees fans are bad, or anything. There was no malice in that, and how could you expect one to resist the temptation of a pork chop? On a STICK? It’s just that events like these reinforce the rule of thumb about Yankees fans that you always need to have a qualified Yankee Fan Wrangler within line of sight of one. Yankees fans don’t mind, I’m sure: I expect that it’s a relief for them to know one’s there, really…

Moe Lane

PS: Well, yes, I was a Mets fan growing up. What does that have to do with anything?

The Birdemic trailer.

Before you watch the BIRDEMIC – Shock and Terror, we should establish the… parameters of what you’re going to watch. Let me put it this way: you know this wonderful new world of desktop video editing and democratization of the creative process? This marvelous land of possibilities, where artistic visionaries finally have the tools to present their flights of fantasy? This audio-visual Utopia?

Behold its dark side.

And then there’s the HD Trailer, below the fold.
Continue reading The Birdemic trailer.

But where did he get the poodle?

I don’t know if robbery is really a realistic charge, here (H/T: Drudge):

A 14-year-old Saginaw boy has been charged with strong-arm robbery and assault in juvenile court after he pushed a woman and broke her cell phone while taking a walk naked with a large white poodle in Hart Township Monday, police say.

Lt. Craig Mast of the Oceana County Sheriff’s Office said a 14-year-old youth walked away from a youth behavioral treatment facility Monday morning, stripped down, and was with a “giant” white poodle when he approached a woman working in her yard just after 11:30 a.m. Monday in the area of Oceana Drive and Lake Road.

“The young naked man approached her with this poodle, and she immediately realized something peculiar,” Mast said.

You don’t say.

Moe Lane

PS: I guess that he technically stole the dog.