…I got two out of four, which is at least better than the guy running it. Of the existing four, it’s going to be Al Gore against PETA, and Al Gore’s going to destroy them the way that he destroys polar bears, and they destroy household pets. I’ve got a good feeling about this; mind you, I thought that Tom Cruise and Barack Obama were going to make it this far…
Category: Not-politics
Newest tool for educators: Jimi Hendrix.
“Hey,” said Garcia. “We’re in San Francisco.”
Don’t get me wrong. I spent quite a lot of time listening to Jimi Hendrix
There was a time when teachers would freak at the sound of Jimi Hendrix’s “Purple Haze” or “Stone Free.” Now the San Francisco school district wants them to get in the spirit.
(Via Joanne Jacobs) I mean, come on. Drug overdose. You have to expect that people are going to bring that particular life decision up when it comes time to discuss what the man had to teach us about existence.
Crossposted to RedState.
Somewhere, a friend of mine is murmuring “Revennnngeeee.”
My child loves Where’s My Cow?
I have read Where’s My Cow?
I expect that this sequence of events will not change in the foreseeable future.
I *think* that I like this.
It’s a neat concept, and he does it well – but he’s trying to stuff six pounds into a five pound bag. Then again, Prince
Bacon from a *squeeze bottle*!
It’s real. It’s bacon that you can squeeze out whenever you want squeezable bacon. It is not an April Fool’s joke. It is one of the greatest ideas ever. You want some of this. You want a case of this*.
Via Caleb Howe, whose Twitter you want to follow. If you do the Twitter thing, that is.
Moe Lane
You also want Bacon Flavored Mints
I am joining the People’s Glorious Revolutionary Twitter Movement!
Please be engaging in your mandatory voluntary following of my heroic worker’s Tweets.
The Buggles, or A Really Depressing Thought.
The kid in the video?
Video Killed The Radio Star
Probably has a kid of her own by now. One that might even be old enough to vote.
Working their way up to killing swine: PETA in VA.
Yup. PETA’s killing pets again.
From July 1998 through December 2008, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) killed over 25,112 dogs, cats, and other “companion animals.” That’s more than five defenseless creatures every day. PETA has a walk-in freezer to store the dead bodies, and contracts with a Virginia Beach company to cremate them.
You can see more at the site PETA Kills Animals, which is one of those sites that really, really bothers a certain sort of person. Like, say, the sort of person who doesn’t want to hear just how tasty my BACON and pineapple pizza was at lunch, or how I’m looking forward to taking some CHICKEN tomorrow and cooking it up for dinner. Of course, that sort of person will almost certainly assume that I’m just saying all of that because I’m a shill for animal exploiters, or something.
Actually, no: to exceptionally misquote Scarface
I want one.
See, this is why we invented engineering. To have stuff like this:
MARCH 31–In a law enforcement first, Ohio cops this month arrested a man for drunk driving on a motorized bar stool. That’s right, a motorized bar stool, which can be seen below in a police evidence photo.
In fact, this is not just why we have engineering: this is why we have America. Seriously.
(Thanks to Dan Riehl, who has unaccountably not put anything up about this yet.)
