Tweet of the Day, Efficiency Isn’t Everything edition.

I feel that the display would have been better if it had been spread out just a little more. But full points for enthusiasm!

H/T: @ComfortablySmug.

Tweet of the Day, AND The City Had To Pay Her Legal Fees edition.

I believe the technical term for this is ‘ownage:’

Via @tomabella.

Tweet of the Day, Happy World Giraffe Day! edition.

Why not celebrate it by buying my books?

Tweet Thread of the Day, They Do Not Mess Around In Mississippi Fantasy Football edition.

Via @EsotericCD.

Also: enjoy your weekend! I’m not taking my Chromebook with me.

Tweet of the Day, Yeah, Don’t Do This, Idjit edition.

This almost ended with a biohazard smear across the grass. Or panic in the stands, which would have probably killed or hurt a bunch of people. Those are the two high-probability bad endings, I think. Even as it was, it was a stupid idea, and it would have been a stupid idea if that damned narcissist had landed in the middle of the field.

Tweet of the Day, I Suspect Elephants Are Pre-Sapient edition.

We really, really need to work out what to do about elephants, long-term. And higher primates. And cetaceans. And octopuses, since I’m going through the Uplift list.

Via @CalebHowe.