‘Twas ever thus, and ever shall be.
You're going to grow up like your parents, whether you like it or not… #UsefulAdviceForTeens pic.twitter.com/6LsowInYHy
— Pulp Librarian (@PulpLibrarian) July 8, 2017
Tag: tweet of the day
Tweet of the Day, Or Else One Guy Doing A 1-3-2-4 Pee Sequence edition.
On a timer, because why not? But, yeah. This looks conceptually familiar.
— Brian Fargo (@BrianFargo) June 23, 2017
Tweet of the Day, You’re Not Going To Believe That These Sculptures Are Real edition.
But apparently they are. If these are fakes, then they’re fakes that have managed to survive over a century’s scrutiny, which is impressive all by itself. But, seriously, this is real:
14,000 years ago two bison were shaped in soft clay, by torchlight, in the dark recesses of Le Tuc d'Audoubert cave in SW France #IceAgeArt pic.twitter.com/muhBwtibN3
— Prof Jamie Woodward (@Jamie_Woodward_) June 18, 2017
Tweet of the Day, “Launch Photon Torpedoes” Is Rarely The WRONG Answer edition.
At least, that’s been my experience in gaming. If they give you a full torpedo load, they’re expecting you to shoot them in the very near future. And if you do shoot them off too early, they typically give you a reload. So, yeah, “Launch Photon Torpedoes.”
What computer users see in security warning boxes pic.twitter.com/GdRFYwRAtK
— Miradore (@MiradoreLtd) March 20, 2017
Tweet of the Day, The Last One Is Truly A Miracle edition.
(Via Cynthia Ann Yockey) Yes, I’m joking, but only slightly. That kind of conversion used to be a massive pain in the sit-upon. Now, it’s just more or less assumed to be a basic print option. Computers have just simply gotten so much better in the last twenty years.
https://twitter.com/_youhadonejob1/status/872128307487281157
Tweet of the Day, It Looks Like A Chihuahua Cosplaying A Cat edition.
That poor cat. And by ‘poor’ I mean ‘hysterical-looking.’ Because I’m a bad man.
Persian cat living in Taiwan returns from the groomers almost completely bald aside from a furry face, leaving his owners in hysterics pic.twitter.com/v2JjwHWqJu
— People's Daily, China (@PDChina) May 16, 2017
Tweet of the Day, We All Wonder About Thomas The Tank Engine edition.
Parents, that is. We all wonder, and we go into the Madness Districts to look for the crystalline insanity that will explain everything about Thomas the Tank Engine. My old friend Tommy Crown has gone deeper down that paths than others. Click through, and retrace his steps…
Hatt always had his favorites; everyone knew that from the start or learned it quickly.
Percy had learned it, hard.
— (((≠))) (@ThomasHCrown) May 11, 2017
Tweet of the Day, I Think That This Is Actually Dubbed edition.
So, when one of my kids saw this…
everyone please watch this pic.twitter.com/y1GGEHuj3r
— Joe Cunningham (@JoePCunningham) May 6, 2017
Continue reading Tweet of the Day, I Think That This Is Actually Dubbed edition.
Tweet of the Day, The Raven Looks Kind Of Embarrassed To Be There edition.
He’s got that Hey, man, I have no fingers or thumbs, OK? If I want to get downtown, this is how I get downtown look to him. Also: I’m not one to judge, but if I was hanging out with a raven I would like to think that I’d have a somewhat more exuberant view of life because, hey, I’m hanging out with a raven and that’s pretty cool, right? Ravens have personality, is what I’m saying.
https://twitter.com/maxsparber/status/858330495788220416
Tweet of the Day, I Will Shop At Places That Do This edition.
I’m not going to pound the table and say Implement this. Now. I will merely say that I have had days where I wanted to carry the red basket, and I have had days where I wanted to carry the black one. Being able to signal which kind of day I’m having would be awesome.
https://twitter.com/spectatorindex/status/854363904239075331