never set off a firework pikachu in your room

i wasnt gonna put this up but the responses my god the responses i am dying here i am dead

via @hungarianfalcon

DragonCon nominations are open! Nominate one of my books!

What? I see no particular reason to beat around the bush. If you think MORGAN BAROD or TINSEL RAIN is worth a DragonCon nomination, feel free to click this link and vote for one of them under the Fantasy category. If you don’t think they’re worth nominations, then click on the link anyway and nominate the books you’d prefer. This isn’t a zero-sum game; I don’t need to drag anyone else down in order for me to rise higher.


Patreon Microfiction: Unclocked.

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Tweet of the Day, All Hail The Quiet Heroes edition.

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