#rsrh If you have a totally bizarre scandal to spin, today is the day…

…to release it into the wilds, folks: it’s April Fool’s Day AND a Sunday.¬† That means that everybody’s going to be credulous of too-good-to-be-true stories AND hampered in their ability to check them. This is a gift, people.¬† Do it right, and you could have up 24 hours to put together an effective response squad to permanently handle the Thing That Your Guy Did That Involved A Llama.