i regret nothing – Moe Lane

Tweet of the Day, MARVEL At The Stupidity edition.

Ehh, ehh? Get it? GET IT?

I’m sorry. I knew it was a bad idea when I wrote the headline.

From now on, Marvel comics will have a QR code to view the final page, and nobody understands whyhttps://t.co/H4tkFg9RjE
IOW, if you buy a physical comic book you must use your smart phone to read the whole thing.#AYFKM?
— Arthur Kimes (@ComradeArthur) July 23, 2024

…BUT NOT AS BAD AS MARVEL’S!

Via @alexthechick.

Tweet of the Day, We Can All See How This One Ends edition.

Somewhere, out there, there is a man. A man with a mission, a mindset, and a particular set of skills. A man without anyone close to him who can gently say, “Please. Do not do what your heart bids you do.” He has already started to put his horrible, hysterical plan in motion — and, by the time he’s done with us all, you’ll be begging for the eyeball.

The Wynn Golf Club is one of the most expensive public-access courses in the country ($600+).

And now you must stare at a 366-foot tall and 516-foot wide fake eyeball while you play.

They can’t be happy about that.pic.twitter.com/l25PDmlT4C
— Joe Pompliano (@JoePompliano) July 15, 2023

Hey! Skyrim’s Hearthfire is out for the PC!

Now I can build my doll a new house, and make it just the way I like it, and get her a bunch of other dolls to live there, and we can ADOPT a couple, and then we can have adventures and rescues and FUN!

…Seriously, this is classic “They’re not dolls, they’re action figures!" territory. Mind, I’ve been saving up iron ingots for a month.

The depressing thing is that this is a necessary award.

(Via @IMAO_) Liber Ex Machina is quite right when it notes that “the pinnacle of internet literature is writing something more-or-less free of typos or bad punctuation.” For a given value of ‘quite right,’ at least. For a given value of ‘not even remotely right,’ check out… this.

I can’t make myself post to it directly.

Moe Lane

Crossposted to RedState.