The unfortunate goose egg that was Day 2 of the 7th Sea Kickstarter Valentine pledge drive.

goal-thermometerWoe! WOE! We are undone!

Yes, alas: no pledges yesterday.  I am sunk into the Stygian murk of existential despair and aggravated mopery.  …Which apparently primarily means “the action of committing a minor or petty offense such as loitering.”  ‘Aggravated loitering’ doesn’t really have the same ring to it, does it?  Makes me sound like some dude from the late Victorian period who just goes around complaining how his life is just like that Oscar Wilde play, man. …No, not the one about the fan.  The other one, with the cucumber sandwiches.

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So, yeah, Victorian hipsters.  Anyway, the pledge drive continues on none the less.  I shall endeavor, as they say, to persevere.
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The second day of the second edition of the 7th Sea Second Edition kickstarter pledge drive.

goal-thermometer Yeah. Kind of an unwieldy title.

Anyway, the first day of the second iteration of the 7th Sea Kickstarter pledge drive is going well. As always, let me remind folks: if there’s a bunch of people out there who need the money more, well, I’m not hurting for cash. Although I’m always happy to shake the tip jar, of course.

I’m trying to decide how long to run this one, if only because the daily posts start clogging up the feed.  A… week, I guess? Or until I hit $500, I suppose.  See, if I had been smart about this I would have screwed my courage to the sticking place and made the goal $1,000: at that level my wife’s PC gets a half-page splash page and a color picture in one of the books.  But a grand is a lot of household money to put up and I wanted to lock in the current present. Ach, well: that tier is going to fill up soon anyway.





Moe Lane

PS: Thank you.

The Second Edition of the 7th Sea Second Edition Kickstarter Pledge Drive!

“Let me explain.  No, there is too much. Let me sum up:” 7th Sea Kickstarter, $500 unlocked an ultimate Valentine’s Day gift for the wife (her favorite character as an important NPC), I started a pledge drive, people put up money, all the $500 slots got filled, I immediately returned people’s money*, the end. Very sad, but what can you do?

7th seaHowever, due to the fact that the 7th Sea Kickstarter is going INSANELY well – turns out that people meant it when they kept asking Why won’t John Wick let me throw money at him? – so the $500 tier got opened up again. AND THIS TIME I WAS SMART ABOUT THINGS.  I – and apparently fourteen other people** – had that page loaded up well ahead of time so that we could frantically mash keys and mutter Come on come on work workwork load page load page accept accept process I AM THE NERD KING within seconds of the tier becoming available. Witness! …Err, the image to the left. Continue reading The Second Edition of the 7th Sea Second Edition Kickstarter Pledge Drive!

The Looming 7th Sea Kickstarter Fund Drive. [CLOSED]

Lemme explain this one. 7th Sea, for folks who don’t know, is a Swashbuckling, Musketeers and Pirates and maybe a little Horror behind the scenes RPG that my wife and I used to play; both separately, and in the same campaign. I enjoyed it, she loved it. The Kickstarter for a Second Edition starts up tomorrow.

goal-thermometerThat’s not what I’m fundraising.  I easily have the cash I’d need to get all the books, no problem, no worries. However… if I can put together $500, I understand that I can add a player-character to that game world… and by GOD my wife’s favorite character would be perfect for that game line. My characters?  …Well, I had fun with them, and they were good characters, but they weren’t legitimately special like my wife’s best one was.

So, this is what I’m doing. On the left is all the cash I have at my disposal. I’m going to put up the button below. If you feel like buying my wife a present – and you do not have to feel obligated to chip in to buy my wife a present – feel free to do so.  If I don’t make it to $500 on this one, I refund your money. If they use up all the slots on the Kickstarter before I get the cash together, I refund your money. If you can’t be hassled with a refund, I’ll spend it on her for something else.  …A spa, or something. She could use a spa afternoon. Well, so couldn’t we all.

Oh, and when the Kickstarter drops: 7th Sea is an AWESOME game. I’ve been wanting them to Kickstart this one for, like, forever.

[UPDATE: It funded in moments, and the $500 pledge levels washed away like sugar cubes in a hurricane. I’ve already refunded everybody’s money.]

Assuming anybody cares about the one-day pledge drive…

…and, let’s be honest? It was one of the sillier ones I’ve done.  You thus are under no obligation to care.  Anyway: thanks to a new wonderful donator, I’ll be able to grab one of the add-on PDFs*. Awesome!

No, really. It’s always awesome to get paid for something. People who sneer at that probably have other issues in life, poor things. As for me, I shall read my PDF in contentment. …And, well, in existential horror, because it’s Delta Green.

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Annnnnd the I Wish To Replace This Computer pledge Drive is done.

Done, closed out, and the computer ordered.  Final tally:

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Just beneath $900. And some of the freelance writing cash is coming in, so I have gone ahead and ordered the machine.  Specs after the fold; if I screwed up somehow, try not to laugh too hard, OK? – Oh, and everybody’s advice on this was helpful, not least because it encouraged me to think in these terms again.

And, as always: thanks to everyone who donates, reads, or even just lurks. I have excellent readers. …Scratch that: I have readers who are made of Awesome. Continue reading Annnnnd the I Wish To Replace This Computer pledge Drive is done.

The Friday Last-Chance Update to the I Wish To Replace This Computer fundraising drive.

It’s an aesthetic thing: I assumed it’d take about two weeks to get a qualified success (ie, some freelancing checks would come in that would put it over the top). That I’d be able to generate the funds in five days is most gratifyingly surprising… and, of course, it makes the pledge drive kind of, you know, done. So I’m just going to formally end it at midnight tonight. I also put up a last-day stretch goal because, hey, all the cool kids are doing it and I figure that more RAM couldn’t hurt.

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The usual reminder about my Patreon account: at $60/month there’s going to be a short-short story every month. And, again: thanks, folks.