Look, Henry – I am taking advantage of our shared identity as gamer geeks to use your first name – I understand that the opportunity to be in a Star Wars movie is a strong temptation. And that it’s a opportunity that you might never get again. Still. You remember what happened with The Witcher, right? And the DCU? And the Warhammer 40K project… actually, what did happen with that project? I never heard.
Continue reading Star Wars will break your heart, Henry Cavill.Tag: star wars
Quote of the Day, I Felt A Great Disturbance In The Force… edition
…as if a multitude of Star Wars Extended Universe fans suddenly broke out in mocking laughter, and were bitterly pleased:
Continue reading Quote of the Day, I Felt A Great Disturbance In The Force… editionDespite extremely positive critic reviews overall, The Acolyte has managed to put up the lowest audience scores in the entire history of the Star Wars franchise, save one classic failure. It’s lower than every movie, every show, except for one, the infamous Star Wars Holiday Special from 1978.
May the Fourth be with you.
And oh, look: Star Wars TIE FIGHTER Special Edition is on sale on GOG.com for three bucks. Just in case you were wondering what it’s like to play an absolute work of video game art. Or your fingers are already twitching from the memories.
The ‘This is Disney’s Last Chance’ AHSOKA trailer.
It may in fact be too late already. I have no opinion on the subject. But I think that, if AHSOKA fails, Disney will have managed to achieve what was once thought impossible: it will have taken an incredibly popular IP, and then smashed it beyond repair.
Continue reading The ‘This is Disney’s Last Chance’ AHSOKA trailer.The ‘Trying VERY hard’ STAR WARS: AHSOKA trailer.
Nah, they’re not worried about the franchise at all. Nope. Not them, nosireebob. STAR WARS: AHOSKA is plugged into the animated shows (and as much of the EU as they have adapters for) for completely different reasons.
Tweet of the Day, There Is A Certain Tortured Longing In The Last Panel edition. (Language warning)
I suspect, however, that it will never happen while we will be here to see it. Maybe in my childrens’ time. Or their childrens’ time.
‘Cantina Band.’
The “Well, I admit to being wrong” THE MANDALORIAN Season 3 trailer.
I didn’t think Disney could wait this long for the heat to die down before doing a third season of THE MANDALORIAN and still get it produced. Shows you what I know, huh?
ROGUE ONE doing a limited IMAX release.
That might be worth it. I went to see ROGUE ONE when it came out, and the battle scenes were awesome on the big screen, but I had no real desire to see it again that way. Seeing it on IMAX, though? …Maybe.
Not really all that interested in ANDOR, though. I wanna see the reviews first. It may not thrill my soul.
#commissionearned
The ‘It’s Gonna Be Heavy-Handed, Huh?’ ANDOR Disney+ Trailer.
Subtlety is not going to be ANDOR‘s strong point.