Tweet of the Day, :Pointing: …Cow. edition.

Note that it’s ‘unfamiliar’ cattle.  Apparently, familiar cattle you can let right on in.  …Which, OK, makes sense, but only by accident.

Tweet of the Day, THIS WAS MY CHILDHOOD edition.

Dear God, but was it my childhood. I still mispronounce the occasional word that I’ve merely seen, never heard. Although admittedly it gets harder and harder, as the Internet goes more and more multimedia…

Moe Lane

PS: I am probably going to steal “I was raised by books” at some point.

Tweet of the Day, This Addams Family Re-imagining Works Remarkably Well edition.

Particularly Wednesday’s. Really gets the subtle menace of the character. Christina Ricci did a very marvelous job in a movie full of people doing marvelous jobs.

Tweet of the Day, What In God’s Name Was 1971 Even LIKE? edition.

In what universe is this sexy? …For the love of God, do not answer that. I’m appalled enough at the implied rutting in the rotini as it is.

Tweet of the Day, …NO, That Is NOT The Princess Bride edition.

There may or may not be an alternate universe where that cover is indeed an accurate reflection of William Goldman’s The Princess Bride, but it sure as Hell isn’t this one.

Although I will be fair about this; this is clearly a printing from before the movie came out and locked itself in as an essential part of modern American fantasy. No publisher would have tried to get away with a cover like that afterwards. I mean, the very thought of doing so would have been, oh, what’s the word?…