MCRIB. MCRIB MCRIB MCRIB.

Via Constant Reader acat comes glorious news: the time of the McRib is upon us. Fairly big rollout, too: “The fast-food chain told Business Insider that it is bringing the McRib back to more than 10,000 locations across the US starting on Monday, October 7. ” There’s a McRib store finder, and turns out that I won’t have to go far at all. Which is nice.

Moe Lane

PS: Yes, yes, people don’t understand why I gleefully eat the stuff. But that’s fine. This is America, and we’re all allowed to give each other the side-eye about everybody’s life choices.

Regretfully, the #mcrib is not yet universal.

As you all no doubt know, I acquired McRib yesterday.

I went to go get another today, but alas: it was limited to Pennsylvania only, apparently. We will have have to wait our turn for the God-Food. Or the ‘Satan Sandwich,’ as somebody on Twitter put it. See, I can be ecumenical…




Oh dear GOD no! Not the McRib! NOT THE MCRIB!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO….

McDonald’s (MCD) McRib fans may have to hunt harder than usual for the popular sandwich this year.

It will only be available at participating restaurants, rather than nationwide, the company said.

“We’re letting the restaurants determine if this menu item is one their customers will enjoy,” wrote McDonald’s spokeswoman Lisa McComb in an email.

I WILL DETERMINE FOR THE RESTAURANTS. THE RESTAURANTS WILL SERVE THE MCRIB. ALL THE RESTAURANTS. ALL THE MCRIBS.  UNTIL THE TIME OF SATIATION HAS BEGUN. Continue reading Oh dear GOD no! Not the McRib! NOT THE MCRIB!