My Patreon short-short-short “Alas, Tolkien never told us the Dwarven word for ‘boot.’ “

Yes, “Alas, Tolkien never told us the Dwarven word for ‘boot’” is a mouthful. I should have just called it “Boot.” And, in case you were wondering: the Nazis would have hated Dwarves because Siegfried did, or something. Look, it’s not like those guys were rational actors, OK?

My Patreon site is here. Tell your friends! …No, really.

Today is Victims of Communism Day.

Oh, I know that the Marxists revere it as ‘May Day,’ but let’s be honest. Deliberately killing somewhere between eighty and a hundred million people as part of your ideology should be automatically disqualifying when it comes to who gets to assign holidays. Certainly Communism’s victims would like to have a vote…

Mothership Zeta soliciting Science Fiction/Fantasy/Horror submissions.

Well, this looks promising. Six cents a word, up to six thousand words. Deadline May 7th. It might be worth it only to learn Standard Magazine Format (if there’s a better reference resource than this for that, be sure to point it out to me).