‘Homemade Chinese Takeaway: Orange Chicken.’

This looks very promising. And I have pretty much everything that I need, except the orange and maybe some more grapeseed oil.  And, heh: ‘everything I need’ includes ‘a pot that you can fry things in that won’t shatter halfway through.’  My GOD, but that was a spectacular kitchen disaster. It’s a miracle my wife didn’t dive for the floor for the next six months, every time she saw me pick up a spatula.

Amazon opening… physical book stores.

Sometimes I think that Amazon seeks to have the same relationship with the Sherman Antitrust Act as a matador does with the bull.

Amazon’s first physical bookstore in New York, located in the high-end shopping center at Columbus Circle, was quietly bustling when I visited on a recent muggy spring day around lunchtime. …The biggest thing you’ll notice when you walk into an Amazon Bookstore (there are six others around the country, and Amazon plans on opening another six) is that all of the books are displayed with their covers facing the customer, as opposed to the traditional spine-out presentation on the bookshelves of most bookstores. It has a certain charm, but it also feels like you’ve wandered into a bookstore that’s suddenly run very low on inventory and is trying to take up space.

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Item Seed: Relikvii.

Because Commies make my [expletive deleted] teeth ache and I’m trying to not be That Guy, that’s why.

Relikvii – Google Docs

 

Relikvii

 

Well, that’s the Russian slang term for the stuff; God forbid that the old Soviet Union ever use such a superstition-drenched name to describe True Proper Soviet Proletarian Scien — sorry. Old habits die hard, you know? Relikvii are your standard Unholy Artifacts, Demonology edition: they’re a single-shot aid for summoning demons. You can imagine how Stalin-era internal propagandists had to come up with new and unique ways to talk their way around that.

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Oh. Right! It’s June.

Finally.  This is my favorite month of the year.  It’s warm enough to not need a coat and cool enough that I’m not dying of heat stroke.  I can drive with the windows down because it’s just as good as air conditioning. We can grill when we want to, instead of doing that because running the oven in August in Maryland is half-painful.  Everything’s alive, everything’s awake, and everything is still fresh.

‘Course, the dang sun wakes me up too early, but you can’t have everything.

Hobart (Quantum 6) [GURPS 4e]

Hobart (Quantum 6) – Google Docs

Hobart (Quantum 6)

 

This timeline is on the front lines of the Infinity-Centrum war: it is a former echo that was shifted into Quantum 7 in 1899 when covert Centran operatives intervened to save the life of Vice President Garret Hobart.  Hobart went on to duly succeed President McKinley (instead of Theodore Roosevelt) when McKinley was assassinated in 1901; his policies as President allowed for easier Centran infiltration of the timeline.  However, in late 1903 holdout Infinity agents managed to disrupt Centrum’s ongoing secret medical treatment of Hobart; the President has already had one heart attack, and has just announced that he will not be seeking election in 1904.  This shifted the timeline back to Quantum 6, thus allowing Infinity to make contact with its operatives and recommit to taking back the timeline completely.

 

The fight continues.

 

Hobart, 1904 AD

 

Current Affairs

The United States of America is about to have an election cycle unlike anything it has ever seen.

 

Divergence Point

1899: Centran agents save the life of Vice President Hobart, thus preventing Teddy Roosevelt’s Presidency.

 

Major Civilizations

Western (Diffuse), Chinese (Empire), Orthodox (Diffuse)

 

Great Powers

Substantively identical to Homeline’s, circa 1904

 

Worldline Data

TL: 5

Quantum: 6 (unstable)

Mana Level: None

Centrum Zone: Red

Infinity Level: P3

 

Outworld Involvement

 

While most local political observers in Hobart may suspect that the 1904 election promises to be extremely exciting — after all, there will be no incumbent President, no Vice President at all, and the nomination for both parties appears to be wide open — the full lengths that both Centrum and Infinity will go through to make sure the ‘right’ candidate wins have yet to be determined.  The Centrans have the simpler task: they want both parties to nominate internationalists who support partnering government with industry in order to efficiently develop the country. Centrum also wants the next President to be an isolationist who will let the Europeans destroy themselves, but that’s a long-term goal.  The problem for Centrum is that they’re remarkably bad at rigging elections; usually that doesn’t matter, but Infinity is now back in the picture, so it does.

 

Infinity’s problem is the inverse of Centrum’s: they know how to fix an election, but there’s no consensus on who to throw it to.  The easiest solution is to get Roosevelt the nomination and the election, but he’d unquestionably serve until 1912 in that scenario and when that happened the timeline would probably shift quantum levels again. Unfortunately, every other possibility is a giant unknown; the timeline is sensitive to quantum shifts, and even Centrum apparently has difficulty predicting the results of any one act of changing history.  And, of course, everybody with an informed opinion on the subject also has a pet academic theory to flog.

 

It may all end in barely-disguised shootouts between Centran and Infinity personnel — Centrum has already made two attempts on the life of Princeton University President Woodrow Wilson, which has forced Infinity to take the unpleasant duty of keeping him alive — while the timeline hops around the Quantums like a water drop hops around a griddle.  There are agents on both sides that might welcome such a scenario, in fact.  The constant having to try to second-guess which action might blow up in one’s face today has been extremely tiring, for everybody involved. Simply shooting the Bad Guys and going home has its appeal.

 

 

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So, the Captain Underpants movie drops tomorrow.

God help us all. But God especially help me: my eldest is addicted to Captain Underpants books.  He may insist on actually seeing this movie in theaters.  If not, he’ll certainly insist on watching it 367 times when it hits DVD/Netflix.

No, I’m not exaggerating that number in the slightest.  I used to pride myself on never watching Power Rangers.  And then I had children, so now I can identify the season and who the Rangers are fighting simply by listening to the background noise.

So, now there’s *another* blood-from-teenagers start-up.

When I first read the story, I asked myself “Hey, didn’t this already happen and I wrote about it?”  And it turned out that I did, back in November.  But that was a company called Alkahest. These are an entirely different company of literal bloodsuckers:

It might sound like science fiction, or a recent episode of “Silicon Valley,” but a start-up called Ambrosia is charging $8,000 for blood transfusions from young people.

About 100 people have signed up to receive an infusion, founder Dr. Jesse Karmazin said Wednesday at the Code Conference.

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Doug and Bob McKenzie coming back for one night in Toronto!

(H/T: Nerdbastards) Hey. HEY! This is important, you hosers.

Rick Moranis and Dave Thomas, who played SCTV‘s and SNL‘s beer-loving McKenzie brothers during the 1980s, are reuniting for a July 18 benefit concert in Toronto. …Moranis and Thomas are set to reprise their roles as the Canadian bumpkins Bob and Doug McKenzie on an imaginary talk show, Great White North.

I don’t care what anybody says: Strange Brew was a great movie. And these two did some great skits. Not that I can go to Toronto to see them.