Why didn’t anybody pick this up in 2015? It’s good! Particularly the production values, which are pretty much Hollywood movie-quality.
The State Zero website is here.
Why didn’t anybody pick this up in 2015? It’s good! Particularly the production values, which are pretty much Hollywood movie-quality.
The State Zero website is here.
Seriously. Watch it, and see.
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Geektyrant said it best, I think. “Yes, this is a real movie, and this is a real trailer:”
Geektyrant also says “I can’t wait to read the hot takes about this one.” …Yeah. Yeah, this one’s going to get some photons spilled over it.
Spoiler alert: no Deadpool. Not even in the technical ghetto where they typically stick all the genre movies. Guess the Deadpool folks are going to have to console themselves somehow with gobs and gobs of money…
Oscars 2017: Predictions After This Morning's Announcementhttps://t.co/vy7qJAtudN — pic.twitter.com/CndcrETK2p
— GeekTyrant (@GeekTyrant) January 24, 2017
Is this good, bad, or meh? “After first being hired to run the “Godzilla” universe writing room, “Krampus” director Michael Dougherty has now been tapped to direct the next installment in the monster movie franchise as well.” I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything that he’s directed. And I kind of want the next Godzilla to be as good as the last one.
Only… better lit this time, OK?
Available on Adult Swim, for everybody who has cable (i.e., people who are not me). My instant-assessment:
I half-worry about that last one. But it’s only half-worry because, after all, it’s not the kids who were clamoring for more Samurai Jack. It’s adults, and we can probably all handle some more gore at this point.
Hey. We all yelled something like that at the screen, didn’t we? …What, that was just me? Well, dammit, you missed an opportunity, then.
This Anakin kid is making a lot of sense… SHIT! I'm turning to the dark side! pic.twitter.com/zvS75sHe70
— GeekTyrant (@GeekTyrant) January 23, 2017
But… Split is a M. Night Shyamalan movie! …OK, so maybe that was harsh. But it’s been a long freaking time since Unbreakable and The Sixth Sense. And, OK, sure, Signs and The Village weren’t awful. But it got pretty bad out there, after a bit. Perhaps I’m just being bitter.
Perhaps.
Anyway, here is the trailer.
Bodhi Rook is not my favorite character in Rogue One: but he’s the one I respect most. Director Garth Edwards liked him, too. Anyway… Continue reading A quick Bodhi Rook Storify.
This is… different.
I assume that it’s a horror flick; I mean, if I woke up tomorrow and found out that a kaiju was motion-capturing my every movement I would be absolutely terrified. I’d be too afraid to even breathe, probably. I’m hoping that that Colossal doesn’t try to go for funny…
Comes out April 7th. I suspect that I may end skipping this one, though.