Group seed: Her Majesty’s Special Egyptian Antiquities Squadron

There’s a character in The Secret World that would fit in with this crowd fairly well. Although he absolutely would not move.  Why should he, when the occult world comes to him?

Her Majesty’s Special Egyptian Antiquities Squadron

Because back then apparently the British Empire thought that it was funny to call its in-house cadre of Ancient Egyptian mummy-sorcerers ‘Antiquities,’ that’s why.  World War II was a time of great eccentricities.  Or at least it was a time when the British didn’t worry much about anything that wasn’t directly impacting their ability to survive as a nation and as an organized political entity. Continue reading Group seed: Her Majesty’s Special Egyptian Antiquities Squadron

Seed: The Glorious Universal Empire of Mars-upon-Earth.

The Glorious Universal Empire of Mars-upon-Earth

(Mingulay Island, Outer Hebrides)

So, yeah, the Martians invaded in the the 1880s. If you want an excellent description of them – with one key difference – consult H.G. Wells: he accurately described the Martians’ appearance, equipment, diet, and ultimate weakness.  However, what Mr. Wells did not accurately convey was a proper appreciation of the Martians’ size.  Or lack thereof.  To give an idea: the average Martian War Machine, fully extended, is about the height of a 20 oz bottle of soda.  About the same weight as one, too.

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Monster seed: Chameleon Sculpture Pythons.

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Chameleon Sculpture-Pythons

So, do you know what happens when you activate a portable dimensional gate generator with a leaky containment matrix?  That’s right: nothing, usually.  Unless you have the bad luck to have a fuse blow while the gate is active, because you were an idiot who wasn’t doing all the other standard maintenance on your portable dimensional gate generator, too.  It that happens, well, you get a semi-permanent untuned gate for about ten seconds or so. A loud, attractive untuned gate.  Sometimes Things From Outside come to investigate. Continue reading Monster seed: Chameleon Sculpture Pythons.

Item seed: the Multi-User (Psychic) Positional Exogene Tracker.

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Multi-User (Psychic) Positional Exogene Tracker

The concept behind the MU(P)PET is simple: if you can see it, you can hit it; if you can hit it, you can kill it; and if you see it, it maybe can see YOU, too.  So if you’re going to psychically scan the local dimension-space for things that might want to pop in and start eating humanity’s brains, you probably want to have a breaker switch put into place.  That’s what the MU(P)PET does: something attacks you with a psychic blast while you’re using one, the MU(P)PET takes the blast and you drop out of the link with just a blinding headache, instead of an imploded cerebellum. The Multi-User part reflects the fact that you don’t have to be linked to a specific MU(P)PET; after all, they’re just puppets, right?

MU(P)PETs are new and old at the same time.  You see, psychic adepts have been using simulacrums ever since we as a species gained enough moral awareness to realize that simply using another person’s mind as a fuse was hideously unethical – but it wasn’t until the late 20th Century that using puppets as failsafes really started to take off.  It was easy enough to make puppets that looked enough like humans to work.  Getting the voices down was much trickier, but plausible.  But trying to get a part of the population to believe that the simulacrums were real?  Nobody even really tried.  But, hey: turns out that kids are the batteries that kick the engines of belief into overdrive. …Which is why a portion of the Pentagon’s ‘black’ budget goes towards public broadcasting.

And before you ask: of course this means that Jim’s not dead.  He’s just out there fighting a very secret, and very quiet, war…