To wit, having their version of the trilogies make more sense than do George Lucas’s versions of the trilogies.
Dagnabbit.
Tag: star wars
This What-If Phantom Menace YouTube is torture.
Because I could have had this, but George Lucas obviously didn’t want me to have it.
Dammit.
Nodwick is confused about why Lucas himself…
…is so determined to rewrite history itself and declare that Han did not shoot first (which, by the way, is in contradiction to the original script). I suspect that I know the answer, but it’s depressing: George Lucas knows that his only hope for any sort of artistic immortality will be because the Holy Trilogy, and he hates that. So he tortures his movies because, well, he can.
It’s sad, in its way. Also: kind of creepy.
Moe Lane
PS: HAN SHOT FIRST.
Meet… George R. Binks.
Time for me to bring this up again.
Dammit, why couldn’t have David Morgan-Mar, et al, been the ones writing the Star Wars prequels*? Their parody is deeper than the crap Lucas came up with.
Moe Lane
*The cover, done in an overall shade of puke green?
How utterly appropriate.
‘Be like Han.’
The man’s (?) got a point. At least, if you’re gaming: the GM likes surprises, does s/he*? Fine. Here’s my surprise: 3 3d6 Energy attacks, hey diddle, right up the middle. Multifire and Rapid Shot; and remember, I have Alertness, Heroic Surge, Improved Initiative, Multishot, Point Blank Shot, Precise Shot, Quick Draw, Rapid Shot, and Shot on the Run. Oh, and Weapon Focus**.
Yeah, I’ll wait while you dig out the combat charts.
Moe Lane
THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER…
…for ten bucks, and in the admittedly-specific field of ‘silicon Star Wars-themed ice cube molds:’
Han Solo-in-carbonite ice cubes. Also suitable for chocolate.
Heck yes we all need these.
The growing* consensus on a Boba Fett movie.
- A Boba Fett movie would be awesome.
- George Lucas must be kept as far away from it as possible.
Tasers may be regrettably necessary in order to enforce #2.
Moe Lane
*Thus far… AoSHQ, PJ Lifestyle, and me.
Bad news on Star Wars: The Old Republic.
Apparently, it’s good.
It’s really, really good, in ways that push all of my buttons when it comes to RPGs, plus the buttons that I presume would get pushed by a MMO, thus putting it absolutely, totally, dangerously into DO NOT BUY THIS GAME IF YOU WISH TO REMAIN A FUNCTIONAL MEMBER OF SOCIETY territory.
But I knew that after I saw the trailer last year:
QotD, That’s Actually Really Good Advice edition.
David Morgan-Mar has set himself a seemingly-impossible task: to wit, trying to make the Star Wars prequels make sense. Being a clever fellow, he has done so by re-imagining the whole sorry mess as an extended tabletop roleplaying game campaign – which works. It works frighteningly well. Jar Jar Binks makes a hell of a lot more sense when you realize that he’s being run by a twelve year old girl who is just getting into this entire gaming thing. You even like the character, then. Or will at least forgive him.
Anyway, while trying to make sense of the idea that the Wookiees would charge an enemy assaulting a beachhead when they’ve got all these lovely ranged weapons handy, David writes this bit on how to achieve victory conditions in warfare:
If attempting to defend an impossible position with bowmen and knights on foot against Genoese crossbowmen and tens of thousands of armoured, mounted knights, make sure you are heavily outnumbered. If attempting to repel a force of cavalry and men-at-arms with longbowmen on St Crispin’s Day, make sure you are vastly outnumbered. If defending a hospital stockade against Zulus, make sure you are enormously outnumbered.
You can choose a different, and more creative, path by doing the opposite of what the losers did. If you field an overwhelming force against a paltry number of defenders, whatever you do, make sure the defenders are not English!
Damn straight. To paraphrase The Boomer Bible, those guys aren’t happy unless they have no choice but to do things the hard way.