I’ve heard worse coping strategies.
Link. The DVDs are expensive, btw.
#commissionearned
Early-early showing, because it’s a long flick.
Specifically, this part:
If you are someone who has never read the book, or has read it but doesn’t really care at all about the movie following it, you may find this to be a fast paced, high tech outing in the sword and sorcery genre which you really enjoy. If you are anything approaching a Tolkien purist, you’ll probably leave the theater grumbling and cursing.
I AM a Tolkien purist, and I enjoyed the heck out of the movie. Unless Jazz Shaw means something else by ‘purist’ than I do, which is entirely possible. I cut my teeth on Middle Earth Role Playing, after all. I have been comfortable with the idea of people expanding on the canon for… my goodness, it’s “decades” by now, isn’t it?
Moe Lane
PS: Dag, but some of the Iron Crown Enterprises stuff seems to be going for a decent hunk of change.
…Lawsuits to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
They’re preciousss, those nasty little hobbitses. We loves them, we does; oh yes. But not quite as much, perhaps, as the lawyers do.
The three Lord of the Rings films have taken just under $3 billion at the box office since 2001, and who knows how much more via home-entertainment platforms. Part one of Peter Jackson’s second trilogy, The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, has taken a shade more than $1 billion. The various merchandising spinoffs – a veritable storming horde of products including action figures, Lego sets, costumes and role-playing games – has generated untold millions more.
Little wonder this precious bounty has given birth to a whole other sub-industry – hotly contested court cases to determine the ownership and right to profit from all things hobbit-related. For those involved, the world created by J.R.R. Tolkien has become the one ring that binds them all … in endless litigation.
Continue reading Lawsuits to rule them all, lawsuits to find them…
Can’t wait!
…Can’t figure out when I’m going to it, either, but probably before the weekend’s over. Which is fine: it’ll give me a chance to get properly ready for it by watching this:
Here we go here we go here we go:
…who is that?
Oh, right, I keep forgetting that the original book had like, pretty much no women in it at all. Which is understandable in a 1930s children’s book for boys, but more than a little awkward for a modern Hollywood picture…
Still. Here we go here we go here we go.
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— KJ (@thekelliejane) October 1, 2013
I’m down with this argument in defense of the Hobbit movie.
…if you want your children to imbibe the aesthetic feel of Tolkien and embrace his theology of mystery and grace, then read Tolkien to them, for crying out loud. If you want to watch a bunch of orcs get their heads handed to them, on the other hand, then go see the movie. There’s no need to constrain one with the other.
Continue reading A defense of the Hobbit movie being, well, a movie.
You want to be really careful when you watch this. YOU REALLY, REALLY WANT TO BE CAREFUL WHEN YOU WATCH THIS.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6m0l3Yr1B50
Recommendations/Observations:
Moe Lane
PS: Oh. Right. Music video. Sorry, folks, after that I got nothing. Besides, you’ve all figured out by now that it’s mostly an excuse to tos up those Amazon.com links, anyway.
…not that we know each other, or anything.
Alyssa Rosenberg – who is, by the way, far too smart and sensible about SF/fantasy material to be on ThinkProgress* – asks the question Should there have been any women at all in the Hobbit? – and her answer is doubly surprising. First, because her answer was “No;” second, because I don’t entirely agree with her.
The first part is easily-enough understood; Ms. Rosenberg takes the reasonable view that there’s nothing inherently wrong, per se, about a movie that has what she calls “[a]ll-male spaces and social circles” as its background**. And if there’s a movie out there that would have an excuse to do that, it’d be The Hobbit, which is of course based on a 1930s child adventure story written by an English academic who had probably never really considered the issue in the first place***. And that’s fine, and most people would agree that that’s fine. Continue reading Alyssa Rosenberg disagrees with me on the Hobbit…
I know that this somewhat snarky Slate review of the Hobbit was probably meant to infuriate me:
…a moment when the dwarves, gathered around the fire on the eve of their departure, spontaneously burst into a ballad of longing for their lost homeland. Truth be told, I kind of enjoyed the solemn melancholy of that dwarf ballad, but did it need to contain so many stanzas?
Fortunately, I can chuckle about it. Largely because Peter Jackson made this movie for me, me, ME! – and it’s already brought in $123M domestic in eight days*; so go chew some cram, haters. Don’t worry if you don’t know what cram is; Peter will be happy to show you. And make jokes about it that will have me rolling in the aisle, at least.
Moe Lane
PS: For the record, the poem in question was drastically cut down in length for the film. And, yeah, I was disappointed by that.
*Translation: “He’s going to get away with it.”