Tweet of the Day, Anonymous MEGASPIDER donation edition.

It takes a special breed of hero to run an Australian wildlife donation program. I am not a particularly fearful man, and I would not agree to take on that kind of responsibility. I have kids.

Tweet Thread of the Day, Marvel Does Not Care About Urban Traffic Conditions, Part 43 edition.

This is hysterical, very educational, and reminds me of the most ridiculous part of CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER. Which is, of course, the part where they had a high-speed car chase and shoot-out in downtown Washington, DC. …And where, precisely, would there be room for that?

Via @TychoBrahe.

#commissionearned

Tweet of the Day, It’s Also Armistice Day edition.

Sad and happy, all at the same time. Via @BrianFaughnan.

My thanks to everyone who served, to keep my country free.

Tweet of the Day, …KOTOR? edition.

That would be @zamoose‘s hope. And mine. A KOTOR movie would just make logical sense. So would a sequel video game too, of course.

#commissionearned

Tweet of the Day, …Mood edition.

It’s not even a bad mood. But… I wanna say that I’m Dog Left, at least — but we all know that I’m gonna be Dog Top Right on my best days, and Dog Bottom Right on the others. That’s how it goes.

Tweet of the Day, NOOOOOO Not The Ogre Minis! edition.

This was no doubt a deliberate attempt by Steve Jackson Games to start a financially lucrative panic.

Needless to say, it worked.

Tweet of the Day, This Is What Flubbing Your Fence Skill Check Looks Like edition.

“Thank God! They only took the cash.”

Although my wife notes that the real loot is pretty bulky.