Maybe if they bring back the actors, the animators, the artists, the writers, and the entire production crew? And rewind the culture so that it’ll all make sense? And… OK, that last bit I was about to write probably qualified as libel.
They didn’t exactly resent having to make this, I think. But I think that Honest Trailers resents that Catwoman actually exists, and cannot be retconned out of physical existence like it would have been in the art genre that technically spawned this abomination before the Lord. And I can’t say that I blame them, either.
Although those clips of Sharon Stone suggested that they might have been able to get a decent movie out it. Somehow. It’d probably have to involve a tragic warehouse fire, or something.
It’s not a very imaginative name, is it? ‘Batman & Harley Quinn’ sounds like a working title that they chose for the filing while somebody came up with a new, better one; only that person was let go, or something, and by the time somebody noticed it was too late to come up with anything else.
…That’s my guess, at least.
This one is gonna be direct to digital on August 15th.
Moe Lane
PS: There should be all sorts of entertaining subtext, given that Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy are dating in the comics now (and maybe in the upcoming standalone Harley Quinn movie). What’s that? Oh, yeah, Suicide Squad ended up making almost seven hundred and fifty million bucks globally. That’s enough for sorta-kinda sequels.
Tough to live up to, sure: but it’s not every day where you see a mashup of Pingu and John Carpenter’s The Thing. Watch it while you can, because YouTube apparently hates this video. I can’t imagine why…
Gardega created a statue of a small dog, titled “Pissing Pug,” and his sloppily crafted pooch takes direct aim at “Fearless Girl” — or, at least, at her left leg.
Stats: use the Oxen stats from pg 460 of GURPS Basic Set: Campaigns, but increase DX and IQ to 10, and add Intolerance [Humans], Acting-12, Brawling-14, and Stealth-12.
Actually, by laughing at this you are demonstrating that you fundamentally misunderstand the nature of the ninja. The black pajamas thing is historically inaccurate; ninja were portrayed that way because the bunraku (puppet theater) tradition associated dark clothing with invisibility in Japanese culture. In reality, ninja dressed in a way that was inconspicuous. Or, in the case of cow ninja, in a way that deflected suspicion.
I absolutely Need it (as in, a PDF of it). It’s important for a story that I’m trying to write. Find it for me, and you can have your name show up in the story as one of the characters.
Because, let’s face it: it’s Memorial Day weekend, and schedules are going to be messed up until then. I’m not even sure if anybody’s DOING anything interesting at this point. I’m not, unless you count finally getting caught up on the Monster Hunter series.
Despite the name, this isn’t wizardry. It’s just good, honest 24th Century social science, being forced to use primitive 20th Century technology (specifically, seven heavily modified pinball machines). At least, that was what the guy said when the agents burst into his lair; there was also a lot of bluster and sneers about “ignorant fools” and “Cower! Cower before the might of the Chan the Unstoppa…” It was about then that the guy’s integral temporal field finally overloaded from the strain of accumulated paradox, and sent him wherever people go when they get booted out of the timestream. Don’t feel too bad about old Chan, though; the 24th Century seems to be mostly populated by megalomaniacal jerks, judging by how many of them keep showing up here.