I mean, it always is – but it’d be particularly excellent today, if you catch my meaning. The word ‘ouch’ comes to mind. If you’ve bought them all already, go buy somebody else’s book (and review them!), instead. I can’t be the only author out there that’s wincing right now.
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My Fright Reads Author Talk!
Behold!
Reminder: I will be doing an Author Talk with Fright Reads on Thursday.
April 6, 2023, at 7 PM. Link here; it’ll be a Facebook Live event. Get ready for it by buying my books! I might even talk about the upcoming one.
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Going off to try dry aged beef now (Buy my books!).
Dry aging is this process where they take meat and subject it to a specific humidity/temperature situation, at laboratory-levels of precision. It’s exactly as stupidly expensive as it sounds, but we got some combined Christmas/birthday money laid upon us, so why not? Gift money is fun money, without guilt or reason.
Still, buy my books! Just in case this stuff is addictive.
I will be doing an Author Talk with @frightreads on April 6th.
FrightReads Book Fest is a Maryland book festival that I’ve been attending for the last two years. It’s a lot of fun, and very vendor-friendly: I sell a decent number of books, and get to meet a bunch of other indy writers there. It’s pretty successful, too. This year, FrightReads has been expanded to the whole weekend (Sept 30 – October 1st), and they’re coming up with other ways to expand their reach.
One of these is their Author Talks program, in which they, you know, talk to an author via Facebook Live. I’ll be on it on April 6th, from 7 PM until whatever. The link is here: be sure to check it out, on the day!
Continue reading I will be doing an Author Talk with @frightreads on April 6th.Patreon Microfiction: Soul-Red Roses.
‘Soul-Red Roses’ suggests that not every supernatural manifestation is flashy. There are other implications, but I’ll leave them as an exercise for the interested reader. No need to pound a metaphor into the ground.
Book of the Week: COVENANTS.
Shocking, yes. And by shocking I mean No, not really. COVENANTS is certainly my Book of the Week; your mileage, as always, may vary.
Four tales of agreements! Follow along as MARIE VISITS THE CONTINENT, on a mission of delicacy, and monsters. Sally forth with Duchess Carlotta into a zombie-haunted world as she takes THE QUEST FROM CASTLE WINDERMERE. Go on a TOUR OF DUTY in the interstellar spaces between charnel worlds. And lastly, discover with our horrified narrator that, after long, long years… THE STARS ARE WRONG. Enjoy! (Four stories, fifty eight thousand words total, each with its own illustration.)
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COVENANTS now in Kindle pre-order!
Four-story chapbook now available for preorder in Kindle! Covenants: Four Tales of Agreements! The paperback will be worked on next week, after I give the remaining typos a chance to think the coast is clear.
Follow along as MARIE VISITS THE CONTINENT, on a mission of delicacy, and monsters. Sally forth with Duchess Carlotta into a zombie-haunted world as she takes THE QUEST FROM CASTLE WINDERMERE. Go on a TOUR OF DUTY in the interstellar spaces between charnel worlds. And lastly, discover with our horrified narrator that, after long, long years… THE STARS ARE WRONG. Enjoy! (Four stories, fifty eight thousand words total, each with its own illustration.)
#commissionearned
COVENANTS has been submitted for Kindle pre-order.
If all goes well, the COVENANTS chapbook (55K words, 4 illustrations) will be available on March 21st for Kindle. Tomorrow, I’m going to start on doing the whole paperback ‘proof’ thingy. This is also one time when the Kindle and the paperback covers may differ. I’m not sure if the cover as is works, or not.

Book of the Week: Tales From The Fermi Resolution.
As Tales From The Fermi Resolution is, after all, on sale this week. It’s my site, and it’s free advertising. So if you’re looking for post-apocalyptic fantasy stories, look no further!
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