08/04/2024 Snippet, AUDITION.

Oh, things look so much better for our protagonist, now…

Federal Security Agency
Training Facility Iod
Mt. Shasta
State of North California

Three months later

“Cadet Baker! Front and center!”

It was weird how the FSB never used a computer, or even an intercom, when a person would do. It made everything feel less urgent, more deliberate. Norm jumped right up and ran over anyway. The trainers might have been a lot less vicious than Peep drill instructors (the idea of them getting hanged had been a cheery one), but they expected you to go everywhere on a dead run.

At least you didn’t have to scream. “Baker present and ready, instructor!” Norm declaimed, in that pitched-to-carry growl the FSB expected. He did stand straight as a board when he did that, but the instructors hadn’t given him crap about it. All the ex-Peeps did the exact same thing.

The instructor was a runner, but she didn’t correct him. “You’re being pulled for your field assessment, Cadet Baker. Here’s your paperwork. Report with your go-bag in one half hour at the room in your packet. Questions?”

“No, instructor! Everything I need will be in my paperwork, instructor! I am to arrive with my go-bag at the assigned room in one half hour for my field assessment, instructor!”

She nodded “All correct. Get going, Cadet Baker!”

“Yes, instructor!” And, perforce, Baker got going.

Book of the Week: A CONVENTIONAL BOY.

I know, I know. But Charles Stross is just so entertaining when he’s being terrified over nothing! A CONVENTIONAL BOY will be his latest Laundry novel, and this one’s going to be over, God help us all, D&D. It’ll almost certainly be highly distressed over precisely the wrong things, but Stross is a legitimately good writer and I don’t really consider these books to be horror novels anymore. I know, they’re supposed to be, and if they are for other people? Well, you know. It’s no skin off my nose if others find them appealing for more conventional reasons.

#commissionearned

Stellar Con now on for February.

Stellar Con is now scheduled for February 22, 2025, at the Doubletree Hilton in Pikesville, MD. Only one day this go-round, but I’ve been at that venue before (Farpoint). It’s definitely a good venue, and I expect that business will be much brisker there than it was the year I did Farpoint (we were coming out of Covid, and foot traffic was way down*). I’ve already reserved a spot.

Moe Lane

*I’m actually asking myself whether to give Farpoint another shot. Not this year: vendor spots are already sold out. …Which is actually a good argument for putting myself on their waiting list. No cost to it.

Not-off to Pelicon!

Pelicon is a digital-only con sponsored by Pelgrane Press for those who can’t make it to Gen Con for one reason or another (Pelgrane’s in the UK, which is why they’re not going). I’m in a The Fall of Delta Green game this afternoon (it’s about to start, in fact), and Trail of Cthulhu tomorrow evening. Looking forward to both!

#commissionearned

The ‘Isaac Asimov has lived in vain’ SUBSERVIENCE trailer.

Okay, so SUBSERVIENCE doesn’t look entirely bad, per se. But I swear to God, our great-grandchildren are going to find this entire genre of fascination with murderous androids and sexbots extremely quaint. I mean, why would the nannybot even have genitals? Or a sex drive? Or a need for self-preservation? Everything in that droid’s personality matrix was put in there, including the personality matrix.

Also: God, but modern movie tech is wasted on this era. I have no hopes from that R rating, even taking into consideration of it being VOD. If only the current state of the art was available during the halcyon days of the Skinemax Age…

The SWORDS OF THE SERPENTINE Quick Deal Bundle of Holding.

Getting the PDF for SWORDS OF THE SERPENTINE in time for Pelicon (online Pelgrane Press convention, in honor of GenCon which they can’t all go to because Pelgrane operates out of the UK) for eight bucks is a steal. I’d get it myself, except that I already have it in PDF/dead tree form. It’s basically GUMSHOE for fantasy adventure, and if it had been available as an OGL I would have frankly based my own upcoming Fermi Resolution TTRPG around it.

…Hrm.